"I was at the Oscars once, for Serpico. That was the second time I was nominated. I was sitting in the third or fourth row with Diane Keaton. Jeff Bridges was there with his girl. No one expected me to come. I was a little high. Somebody had done something to my hair, blew it or something, and I looked like I had a bird’s nest on my head, a real mess. I sat there and tried to look indifferent because I was so nervous. Any time I’m nervous, I try to put on an indifferent or a cold look. At one point, I turned to Jeff Bridges and said, "Hey, looks like there won’t be time to get to the Best Actor awards." He gave me a strange look. He said, "Oh, really?" I said, "It’s over, the hour is up." He said, "It’s three hours long." I thought it was an hour TV show, can you imagine that? And I had to pee bad. So I popped a Valium. Actually, I was eating Valium like they were candy. Chewed on them. Finally came the Best Actor. Can you imagine the shape I was in? I couldn’t have made it to the stage. I was praying, "Please don’t let it be me. Please." And I hear … "Jack Lemmon." I was just so happy I didn’t have to get up, because I never would have made it."

your fave is problematic: “Jen” from Appleton

enlargers:

  • lied about having candles
  • wouldnt give free item
  • suggested calling 800 number

crankygrandpa:

Done with ur shit alberto

You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there. —Taylor Swift on some peoples views on her songwriting. (x)

not-thefunniestblog:

listening to someone lying when you already know the truth

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chibstelford replied to your post: I’m officially brining my dog to live …

Omgggggg

i’m buying her the girliest shit like look at this

nothing but the best for my baby girl

I’m officially brining my dog to live in my apartment and i’m super excited about it honestly she’s the #1 living thing to ever breathe air 

burngorgeous:

all these kids on my dash bloggin about the PSATs

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my supervisor just got promoted :(

darvll