genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Diet Coke

Since I was five Tara, all I’ve ever wanted was a Harley and kutte.

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

Thanks for the help by the way.

"But when Jane the social worker asked her about it, she said her father had never been abusive in any way."

bringing in a photo of taylor swift for my haircut and color tomorrow

*basic white girl achievement unlocked*

pitbulled:

impactings:

Hey tumblr! Did you know that if you suffer from depression / anxiety or any other mental illness, you can register your dog as an emotional support animal, making it illegal for a landlord to refuse to rent to you? That’s right. No breed restrictions, no weight restrictions, no matter what, they are not allowed to refuse.

This includes cats, rabbits, birds, guinea pigs, etc.!! Go here to register your pet as an ESA :~) 

this is not true my property management company would evict you sorry to say

ryl-e-coyote:

I hope Steve Buscemi feels secure and happy right now

darvll